Jupiter's Terrestrial Core
A nerdy place

konnfusion:

upper-stories:

piperparker—iamspidergirl:

imnottheherotype:

charmedliar:

askalokiminion:

lovelylavie:

he never said ‘no’

Cobra Bubbles. SHIELD Agent. The end. 

I don’t picture Cobra Bubbles being just any SHIELD Agent. I picture him being Nick Fury before he lost his eye and before he became Director. Cobra Bubbles was his code name while undercover.

Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.

[HEADCANON ACCEPTED]

Let’s not forget the scene where one of his sunglass lenses pops out.

FORESHADOWING?

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

lacigreen:

sapphrikah:

ever-wandering-mind:

alyseofwonderland:

petitedeath:

flightofthecoco:

nerdloveandlolz:

This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke. [x]

This is pretty much the equation:

women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17

there is a whole documentary about women vs men and sex vs violence and film ratings. i recommend it

The Documentary is called “This Film Is Not Yet Rated”

Always reblog.

Partially because I love her.

women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17

women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17

women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17


Let that sink in.

welp.

grrspit:

so-treu:

coffeeatteatime:

Ain’t nobody fucks with Arya.

i don’t watch whatever show this is from but i so appreciate the badassery.

The last one cracked me up.

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

annabelleisapeach:

When I’m stuck at home, I eat too much. I’m trying to be optimistic and I’ve submitted my resume to four different places since I’ve been fired, but this is bullshit. I’m a day in and I feel a desperate need to do something, I hate being stuck under the label of “unemployed”. I fucking hate this.

Idk where you live, but in my area there are some wicked sweet jobs on care.com for tutoring and nannying that pay like $300 a week or more. Its a sweet deal.

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

Loving the femininity paired with those magnificent beards.

mariamoxie:

Can we just not. Ok. When i was focusing on french, so was this douche. Now im doing all history. So is he. Also, i dont need to fucking know all that. Just say im a fucking history major. End of story.

Also. Thats not even a fucking concentration. You arent concentrating if its like 5 things. Im concentrating in womens history but i have INTERESTS in german history in the 1900s, ancient history, french history in the 17-1800s, and american popular culture history. I also really enjoy entomology which is kinda history…But i digress. You get what im saying though? Like, fucking whatever douchenugget.

mariamoxie:

Can we just not. Ok. When i was focusing on french, so was this douche. Now im doing all history. So is he. Also, i dont need to fucking know all that. Just say im a fucking history major. End of story.

Also. Thats not even a fucking concentration. You arent concentrating if its like 5 things. Im concentrating in womens history but i have INTERESTS in german history in the 1900s, ancient history, french history in the 17-1800s, and american popular culture history. I also really enjoy entomology which is kinda history…

But i digress. You get what im saying though? Like, fucking whatever douchenugget.

Im best at photos. Lol no.

Grandfathers funeral was today. I video recorded it with my phone for my dad (it was his dad in case youve missed that bit—and dads in jail) and the old people who arent in my family who were at the funeral were upset by it. Fuck em. I also got lots of pictures of my feet.

 
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