I’m still upset about Borders closing
Things I have been doing recently:
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
When I’m stuck at home, I eat too much. I’m trying to be optimistic and I’ve submitted my resume to four different places since I’ve been fired, but this is bullshit. I’m a day in and I feel a desperate need to do something, I hate being stuck under the label of “unemployed”. I fucking hate this.
Idk where you live, but in my area there are some wicked sweet jobs on care.com for tutoring and nannying that pay like $300 a week or more. Its a sweet deal.
Grandfathers funeral was today. I video recorded it with my phone for my dad (it was his dad in case youve missed that bit—and dads in jail) and the old people who arent in my family who were at the funeral were upset by it. Fuck em. I also got lots of pictures of my feet.